Saturday, 24 October 2015

Laugh, It's Weekend!

Feel the magic of a local joke. Lemme know if you laughed. 

LOL


A group of Nigerian husbands held a conference on "HOW TO HAVE A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR WIFE.' 

The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife ?"
All the men raised their hands.

They were asked, "When was the last time you told your wife you loved her ?" Some men said today, some said yesterday, majority couldn’t remember.

So the men were asked to take up their phones to send SMS' to their respective wives simply saying, "I love you, sweetheart."

Then the men were asked to exchange phones so one can read the other wife's response to the love message.

These were some of the replies:
  1. "Have you impregnated someone again."
  2. "That was then, not now." 
  3. "You wan borrow money abi?" 
  4. "What did you do again. I won’t forgive you this time!" 
  5. "Meaning?" 
  6. "Is that a new song?" 
  7. "Am I dreaming!" 
  8. "If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today!" 
  9. "You this man! I asked you to stop drinking!" 
  10. "Abeg na who be this?" 

#ProudlyNigeria

(I didn't laugh tho. Did you?)

(Source: WhatsApp)

Written by Nwamaka Ajaegbu 
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Email: amakamedia@yahoo.com
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